just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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