He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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