No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You ruined the universe
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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