I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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