I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize