You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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