i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So gin and wine won't be happening again
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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