I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
