Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Dick very happy bro
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