i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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