And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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