I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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