come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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