I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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