Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
