Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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