On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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