just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
