i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
