Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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