yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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