3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Swine flu is the new snow day.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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