So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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