Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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