Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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