maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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