The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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