Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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