i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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