Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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