ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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