If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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