sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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