there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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