I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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