some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Shame is for Republicans.
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