Me. At least after what I've been through.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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