But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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