So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just found puke in my bra..
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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