can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I think my nap took me to another dimension
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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