My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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