Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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