I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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