Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
