best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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