you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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