Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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