Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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