I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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