so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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