Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
