Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Randomize