omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
