yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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