check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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