She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
