lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Randomize
