I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So squirting runs in the family.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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